... every time. (Terry Pratchett)

I'm currently writing my Bachelor paper in British Cultural Studies so I'll just roll with it and keep writing in English.
While reading, researching, scribbling, cursing, more reading and even more scribbling I have come to the ominous revelation that it is much easier to take things out of my head than to put things into it. Writing this paper would be soooo much fun if I hadn't to do all that research! Sounds strange, I know.
Right now I'm thinking of some kind of android upgrade for my humble self. Personally I think a drive or an USB connection to my brain would be quite handy. Or even better: a scanner integrated into my eyeballs. This way I could automatically process every bit of visual information I perceive. If this little piece of androidic hightech is then connected to motoric sensors in my fingertips this goddamn paper would almost write itself...* but then, where would be the challenge in that?

* Yes, I know. Technically I already have a "scanner" in my eyeballs and every bit of visiual information is processed, transformed and transmitted via my brain to my fingers that hammer away on the keyboard... but still... it would be nice if once in a while it would just go FASTER!